With voting starting in 12 hours or so I have some advice for the great Senator from Arizona. McCain is a maverick and a gambler; what he needs to do is have President Bush and Vice President Cheney come out and endorse Obama tonight during the football game and on all of the morning "news" programs.
It is the only way to save our country from a president who is half terrorist and half socialist.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Go Rays
3-1. Hopefully tonight the Rays will make it to the World Series. I am guessing though that the Sox come back and make us Tampa fans remember we are fants of a team from Tampa.
I found this pic online www.teamsiliconvalley.org. I hope that link gives your computer viruses.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Asian Wedding
I went to a very nice wedding. The Ritz, Half Moon Bay, sunset, beautiful. Lots of asians though, well, better description, few nonasians. There were two nonasian tables with 300+ people in attendance. One was the white table the other the black, no kidding, I could make that up, but I am not.
The wedding ceremony was beautiful, I assume. One of the white guys was emceeing the reception. I tried to get him to make a comment about be careful when you are driving home, 280 asians leaving the same place at the same time. That, or say something like, wow, I cant believe how many of you are taking pictures. You know they paid professionals for that. He refused to make either of these comments.
I was alone at the wedding, wife couldnt make it. I was sitting next to a guy, so I had to make it clear to everyone else at the table that we werent there together.
The parents gave lovely speeches, in Asian so I have very little idea what they said. The speeches and dinner though took forever. They didnt cut the cake by the time I had to leave. The wedding started at 430, THEY WERE STILL TALKING AT 9. I had to leave to go meet some friends by 8, so that worked out well when I pulled up at 10.
So, I drove about 4 hours yesterday to go to a wedding, never got dessert, heard asian talk and didnt get to make fun of them for being asian.
Still a great time and the couple was so nice to let me come.
The wedding ceremony was beautiful, I assume. One of the white guys was emceeing the reception. I tried to get him to make a comment about be careful when you are driving home, 280 asians leaving the same place at the same time. That, or say something like, wow, I cant believe how many of you are taking pictures. You know they paid professionals for that. He refused to make either of these comments.
I was alone at the wedding, wife couldnt make it. I was sitting next to a guy, so I had to make it clear to everyone else at the table that we werent there together.
The parents gave lovely speeches, in Asian so I have very little idea what they said. The speeches and dinner though took forever. They didnt cut the cake by the time I had to leave. The wedding started at 430, THEY WERE STILL TALKING AT 9. I had to leave to go meet some friends by 8, so that worked out well when I pulled up at 10.
So, I drove about 4 hours yesterday to go to a wedding, never got dessert, heard asian talk and didnt get to make fun of them for being asian.
Still a great time and the couple was so nice to let me come.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Palin
2 Supreme Court opinions, why the hell would the governor of Alaska know federal cases? She needs to know the opinions of Alaska to govern her state. Maybe to be qualified to be President she should know the rules the court has created to define her role as president (the pain of writing HER role as president is huge.) But I became a ConLaw scholar in one semester and I am sure she can pick it up in far less time then that.
Look, the only qualification that matters is that Palin has boobs. All this talk that Obama wants to F Palin is ridiculous, Palin isnt fat, what black man wants a skinny cougar?
Fine, she is forcing me to consider voting for a democrat who will raise my taxes and put my country's safety at risk. Thanks Jonny McCain for ruining my excitement for you. Arent there other women who he could have chosen, I mean I have man love for Condi Rice.
Nothing funny in this post, so nothing out of the normal.
I will throw in something racist, Asians cant drive, not racist, but true.
Look, the only qualification that matters is that Palin has boobs. All this talk that Obama wants to F Palin is ridiculous, Palin isnt fat, what black man wants a skinny cougar?
Fine, she is forcing me to consider voting for a democrat who will raise my taxes and put my country's safety at risk. Thanks Jonny McCain for ruining my excitement for you. Arent there other women who he could have chosen, I mean I have man love for Condi Rice.
Nothing funny in this post, so nothing out of the normal.
I will throw in something racist, Asians cant drive, not racist, but true.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Becoming a Man
So, Jews are weird. When a boy turns 13 he becomes a man. There is a service and a celebration for the little brat becoming a full fledged jew member. (just to be clear, jewish "men" at 13 are thus allowed to take credit for you know what)
I had the "pleasure" of going to one of these in DC last weekend. I joined the celebration of my wife's cousins rite of passage.
I wont delve into the finer jew points of the ceremony or the blatant violations these reform jews (or as I call them, protestants) committed. I would rather concentrate on the young tyke himself.
The kid is 12 (supposed to be 13 to have the BM (violation of my faith #1). So, I shouldnt be too judgmental. He has had it tough in some ways, having jewish mother or jewish mothers is hard on anyone.
Still, the kid is annoying. I dont think it is normal for the adults to stand in the back during the ceremony and trash the kid. The kid hugs too much, talks too much, is too cocky, too emotional, just too jewy older woman, but actually a 12 yr old boy. Not sure how I would not have been a complete jerk to the entire fam without the help of mr adams light and sir 7 and 7.
The weekend pushed back the birth of garyetta at least 12 years.
I had the "pleasure" of going to one of these in DC last weekend. I joined the celebration of my wife's cousins rite of passage.
I wont delve into the finer jew points of the ceremony or the blatant violations these reform jews (or as I call them, protestants) committed. I would rather concentrate on the young tyke himself.
The kid is 12 (supposed to be 13 to have the BM (violation of my faith #1). So, I shouldnt be too judgmental. He has had it tough in some ways, having jewish mother or jewish mothers is hard on anyone.
Still, the kid is annoying. I dont think it is normal for the adults to stand in the back during the ceremony and trash the kid. The kid hugs too much, talks too much, is too cocky, too emotional, just too jewy older woman, but actually a 12 yr old boy. Not sure how I would not have been a complete jerk to the entire fam without the help of mr adams light and sir 7 and 7.
The weekend pushed back the birth of garyetta at least 12 years.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Keep It Real
I didnt know people still said they kept things real. Well, to ruin the rest of the blog, all black men do.
To be fair, I only have talked to one black man in the last 10 months.
He came with his girlfriend to a birthday bowling extravaganza (the girlfriend is black, I am not a racist, when it comes to blacks).
I had never met the boyfriend so I tried to talk him up and help him be more comfortable. We tried talking, but his face and ability to communicate reminded me of a pigeon that has been shot by a BB gun then ran over by a tractor and urinated on by a burro.
We finally found something to talk about. I brought up his shirt. His shirt is a mix of FUBU, MMA and Tommy Hilfiger.
I was wondering where one could find a black man's shirt that had stick figurish people doing jujitsu all over a white canvas with a collar? He started out by snickering at the humorous way I noticed he was wearing this shirt. (I said, interesting shirt).
The he said, well, ya'know, i's got to keep it real, so i go to generic black store, you know how I keep it real. I suggested yes, you are the keeper of the real. I asked if he wanted to take my turn bowling, he laughed and muttered more about keeping it real. I then invited him to go swimming and then I quickly moved over to the lane and threw my 7 /.
I failed at keeping it real since my actual Bday is Friday.
To be fair, I only have talked to one black man in the last 10 months.
He came with his girlfriend to a birthday bowling extravaganza (the girlfriend is black, I am not a racist, when it comes to blacks).
I had never met the boyfriend so I tried to talk him up and help him be more comfortable. We tried talking, but his face and ability to communicate reminded me of a pigeon that has been shot by a BB gun then ran over by a tractor and urinated on by a burro.
We finally found something to talk about. I brought up his shirt. His shirt is a mix of FUBU, MMA and Tommy Hilfiger.
I was wondering where one could find a black man's shirt that had stick figurish people doing jujitsu all over a white canvas with a collar? He started out by snickering at the humorous way I noticed he was wearing this shirt. (I said, interesting shirt).
The he said, well, ya'know, i's got to keep it real, so i go to generic black store, you know how I keep it real. I suggested yes, you are the keeper of the real. I asked if he wanted to take my turn bowling, he laughed and muttered more about keeping it real. I then invited him to go swimming and then I quickly moved over to the lane and threw my 7 /.
I failed at keeping it real since my actual Bday is Friday.
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