Jew Days

Sorry if I offended or upset you in the last year. It was your fault, but I still feel bad. Please do not hesitate to let me know what I have done this year to offend, upset or dissappoint, unless of course you are asian.

Free the Juice

What aweful luck OJ has. First, he gets accused of a double homicide, goes through a lengthy trial that destroys his reputation and costs him a good deal of money only to be found innocent. Then, a jury that obviously knew nothing about the fit of isotoners made him pay 30 something more million dollars to a man's family who he clearly did not kill since a court of law did not find him guilty of killing anyone.

Then he fails in his quest to find the killers of his ex-wife and the guy whose family he now owes millions of dollars too. Every golf course, casino and strip club in the country was searched and still nothing.

Now, he is going to jail for a robbery of sports memorabilia in a vegas hotel room, that obviously he had no part in. Evidence of audio of him threatening individuals with weapons and a posse is as useful as DNA evidence on a red dyed glove.

He has to be the most unlucky man ever.