Lady Gaga's opus Bad Romance has been covered thousands of times, some of the versions are pretty awesome (including hers).
this one is from Tosh's blog and is pretty much the best combination of humor, confusion and scariness: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/08/old-chinese-people-in-a-giant-doll-house-covering-bad-romance/?xrs=synd_facebook
For actually being entertaining I like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2L1CUy-MCo
I was friends with this kids older brother when we were young, but now that guy is a shrink in Jax and talks about sexting and stuff with teenagers, so, come to think of it, I should get back in touch with him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZCSgsD8-JI
I bring up Lady Gaga to provide these links and to propose a fun dinner party game. You and a friend compete how many Gaga song lyrics you can work into your conversations before you leave that night, winner gets a helmet of meat.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Movie Review
Last weekend I went to see Harold and Kumar's Christmas 3d thingamajig.
The entire time NPH is on screen is phenomenal. The rest of the movie, hit or miss. The use of 3d is not worth the extra 5 bucks you have to spend for the privilege to watch the movie with glasses on. The plot, well, what there was of a plot, is about the same as the first HK movie. The characters want to accomplish a simple task and random humorous episodes occur to get in the way of the ultimate goal.
Harold is still asian and awesome but afraid to stand up for himself to a character of another race (this time hispanic instead of the first one white). Kumar is the genius, somehow his indianness has given him innate medical knowledge, but has avoided success at all costs.
The most cringeworthy scene of the movie is Jason Cho showing that he is more blesssed than most asian men.
I am pretty sure I would have enjoyed the whole movie more if the air conditioned and sound was not broke in the theater and the theater did not smell like feet and fart.
I'd recommend anyone with the maturity of a 15 year old boy to go see the whole thing and everyone to find the NPH portion and watch that over and over again.
The entire time NPH is on screen is phenomenal. The rest of the movie, hit or miss. The use of 3d is not worth the extra 5 bucks you have to spend for the privilege to watch the movie with glasses on. The plot, well, what there was of a plot, is about the same as the first HK movie. The characters want to accomplish a simple task and random humorous episodes occur to get in the way of the ultimate goal.
Harold is still asian and awesome but afraid to stand up for himself to a character of another race (this time hispanic instead of the first one white). Kumar is the genius, somehow his indianness has given him innate medical knowledge, but has avoided success at all costs.
The most cringeworthy scene of the movie is Jason Cho showing that he is more blesssed than most asian men.
I am pretty sure I would have enjoyed the whole movie more if the air conditioned and sound was not broke in the theater and the theater did not smell like feet and fart.
I'd recommend anyone with the maturity of a 15 year old boy to go see the whole thing and everyone to find the NPH portion and watch that over and over again.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Baby Care Class
The wife and I went to a baby care class yesterday. It was a very diverse class, black, asian, white and hispanic couples, none intermixed I promise to you purists out there, but other than the asian parents gasping when the instructor suggested it was okay for the child to get a B, there wasn't much to report about at least when it came to race relations.
That was until we were instructed to go pick up a baby doll that we would use to learn how to hold the baby, wash the baby and change the baby's diapers. They made the partners (i.e. the one's that gave the sperm, the parent or the lesbian buddy, hopefully few crossovers in those three groups) walk to a table and grab the fake baby. As I walked over I noticed that there was one black baby doll. I was behind 4 black men, the Asian and two hispanics, no way I got to use a little Shaniqua to practice on. As each white baby was chosen I saw little Shadynasty laying there waiting to be loved. Of course the Asians and hispanics took white babies, but each black man took a white baby pushing Serena aside. I proudly grabbed Laquisha by her feet. I am sure there is some sort of greater social commentary somewhere other than that black girls have cool names.
That was until we were instructed to go pick up a baby doll that we would use to learn how to hold the baby, wash the baby and change the baby's diapers. They made the partners (i.e. the one's that gave the sperm, the parent or the lesbian buddy, hopefully few crossovers in those three groups) walk to a table and grab the fake baby. As I walked over I noticed that there was one black baby doll. I was behind 4 black men, the Asian and two hispanics, no way I got to use a little Shaniqua to practice on. As each white baby was chosen I saw little Shadynasty laying there waiting to be loved. Of course the Asians and hispanics took white babies, but each black man took a white baby pushing Serena aside. I proudly grabbed Laquisha by her feet. I am sure there is some sort of greater social commentary somewhere other than that black girls have cool names.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
name suggestions
I want to name my daughter Lolita. Stupid master Russian novelists. I still may try to convince the wife. It isn't like a child will know the stigma of the name until she's a teenager and by then the kids are usually well adjusted and can deal with anything.
Lolita is actually my second choice, the first choice is Shaniqua. If you do not like it on my future Jewish princess then you are a racist.
I assume by the time the child makes her debut we will have a name picked out other than Lolita or Shaniqua. We are open to auctioning off the naming rights.
Lolita is actually my second choice, the first choice is Shaniqua. If you do not like it on my future Jewish princess then you are a racist.
I assume by the time the child makes her debut we will have a name picked out other than Lolita or Shaniqua. We are open to auctioning off the naming rights.
Friday, October 28, 2011
A New Game
It has been over a year since I posted, awesome.
I thought of a new game for you and your friends to play.
Come up with as many movie titles that are euphamism for taking a dump. Best one wins that round.
Feel free to add to the list, not all of these are mine:
Hustle and Flow
Operation Dumbo Drop
Eat, Sleep, Pray
Twins
Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon
Rocky
Raging Bull
Lion King
Paranormal Activity 2
Deuce Bigalow
and of course:
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
I thought of a new game for you and your friends to play.
Come up with as many movie titles that are euphamism for taking a dump. Best one wins that round.
Feel free to add to the list, not all of these are mine:
Hustle and Flow
Operation Dumbo Drop
Eat, Sleep, Pray
Twins
Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon
Rocky
Raging Bull
Lion King
Paranormal Activity 2
Deuce Bigalow
and of course:
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
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