Senator Larry Craig is in a bit of trouble these days. He attempted to get some lovin' in a minneapolis airport bathroom stall. The partner he wanted to tango with happened to be an officer on a sting. Hilarity has ensued.
People are caught up in the notion that there is a problem with his anti-gay stance but very gay wants. As we thought when we were 14 and everyone thought being gay was awful, whoever was loudest about hating the gays usually was the gay.
The real benefit of this story is what we have learned about soliciting sex in a bathroom stall. CNN reported that "the officer says that he was in a stall adjacent to Senator Craig's stall, Senator Craig made some tapping gestures with his foot, and then rammed his hand under the bottom of the stall." CNN went on to explain that this is how you get the attention of your lewd sex partner.
Now, I have to think back to every time I have been in a public restroom and just thought the person next to me was anxious and wanted some more toilet paper.
I also wonder if when you are soliciting lewd conduct in a public restroom whether or not it is bad form to actually take a poop and if you do take the poop how do you communicate that, yes, you want lewd gay sex, but you need your partner to wait a few moments while you wipe yourself.
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Would you have to wipe yourself?
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