I learned a few weeks ago where to find hookers while in Vegas. I assumed you could find them at every hotel and on every street corner, wrong. Circus Circus, if there are hookers there, they are old or clowns.
The best hotel for hookers on the strip is the Excalibur. Knights, Sponge Bob 4d, crappy poker room, thunder down under, and hookers.
So, if you know the lay out of the hotel, there are two towers with rooms. The pathway to the towers takes you from the middle of the casino past slot machines and a lounge. The hookers line the slot machines nearest the elevators to the entrance.
I lived at the Excalibur for an entire week. I had more then on run-in with the hookers. Being a guy without any friends with you in Vegas is basically like a magnet for hookers.
Since I am married and love the wife, I didnt pay for sex with a stranger. I didnt even accept free samples. But, I did learn alot about hookers and hooking.
I got into bargaining with, trying to get them to pay me for sex. I also started having conversations with some of the repeat sexual solicitors.
First I list the question, then the different answers I received.
1) How much do you charge?
- depends on how desperate I am for the money
- depends on how desperate he looks
- depends on if it looks like I will enjoy it
- 150, stop talking to me if you dont want to pay me for a good time
2) What brought you to Vegas?
- heard I could make alot of money here
- Want to strip for money, but cant get hired
- I like the weather
- I can make you forget where you are at, 150 dollars
3) You ever get in trouble with the law?
- ya, there are undercover cops all over the place
- ya, soliciting gets you thrown in jail for 12 hours then they release you.
- ya, so many vice cops all over these places, you arent one are you?
- why are you asking me, fine, 100 for whatever hole you want
4) What's the biggest problem you have with hooking here?
- the cops
- too many girls will give it up for free
- I have to whore myself out even more then other places just to compete with the tourist girls
- Seriously, last offer, 50 bucks and I'll let you pee on me afterwards
15 comments:
"I got into bargaining with, trying to get them to pay me for sex." Laughed out loud when I read that. Well done, buddy.
omg this is was funny - but the hookers are right, lots of better looking chicks at the Palms Hotel drunk that will give it up for free
Worst dialogue ever.... clichéd!
how do i find a girl whose just willing to french kiss me and be affectionate and hang out in the golden nugget poker room with me everyday??
too dangerous to take a girl to my room, her big black pimp will be knocking on my door any minute with her inside.
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