A friend of mine is pregnant. Her husband, a superior human being, is the father. It is a wonderful thing and the couple are two of my favorite people so the odds are high the kid will be great except for the fact that he will be a jew.
The couple had about 20 friends and family over for a poker tournament. They announced the pregnancy after everyone arrived 30 minutes after we got there. As soon as we got to bumblefuck jew jersey. I thought, crap, my friend's getting pudgy. The worry is she will become like her sister in law, I am really glad I didn't grab her, pick her up in a bear hug and throw her around; that or punch her in the stomach like I am keen to do.
Just as a note, the sister in law makes me look anorexic.
As another note, the sister in law reacted as you would expect, sat in a corner and sulked that people were paying attention to someone else and that she had to wait before she could eat another slice of cake.
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Sister-in-law sounds like a winner.
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