Monday, May 4, 2009

stupid sayings

I was talking to someone about the Kentucy Derby before the race on Saturday. He said, a 50-1 shot would never win, he said he would "bet his life on it"

Now, what the hell does that mean? Do I get his life now that the 3yr old long shot came in? Does it mean I get to live twice as long? Do I get to kill him for entertainment? Do I get all the money he ever makes? Do I get his wife? his girlfriends? his boyfriends? his kids? Do I have to pay his taxes? What a dumb saying. I mean, if the horse lost and became glue like we all thought would happen what would he have won? I didn't agree to give my life or even the life of any future children in the bet? So, he was basically risking his everything for no return? Just a dumb saying, I think saying it makes him dumb, I should get to ride him down the homestretch.

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