It turns out that I cant remain unemployed forever, so going back to work has me thinking, what's the worst part about the job.
I am an attorney ("pretty lawyer" give it away?). The worst part of being an attorney is looking in the mirror and realizing how huge a leach I am on society.
The worst part of working at 7/11? Being Indian.
Worst part of being a doctor or nurse? I have heard at least, sometimes when an obese woman comes into the hospital for some obgyn action, a team has to amass around the beached whale. Each leg requires two people to hold back the rippling fat so the doctor can go in the front and find and probe the dried up vagina. Sometimes the fat gets loose and the head gets stuck and th stirrups are of no use.
So, being a lawyer isnt that bad.
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I wanted to be an OBGYN in first grade. My parents must have been proud.
I feel like I have experienced that before
Really, that's the worst part about working at 7/11?
WORST PART ABOUT LINKING TO YOUR BLOG: YOU POST LESS THAN TERRY SCHIAVO ATE IN HER FINAL WEEK.
lol at thinking fool
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