I am taking the BART to and from work now. I refuse to sit next to any Asian on the train. I also refuse to be near the queers. So basically, I stand in the corner shaking and farting.
Actually, when I was in New York on the subway, I stood right in front of a really hot girl and when she hid her cleavage I turned around and started talking to the friends I was with. A minute after turning around I let out a classic gift with my booty right in front of the girl's nose. She didn't move, I wanted to turn around and get a look at her face, but I thought it would be too obvious. As we got off at the next stop, I finally saw her still gasping for some fresh air.
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You're nothing if not charming!
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