I like to believe I have some sort of relationship with reality, but I am jealous of Mr. Draper. Mad Men's beautiful man gets to fire clients when they do not buy into his pitches. I wish I could fire clients. I have so few of them that I can not afford to fire any of them for any reason short of asking me to commit malpractice (and even then, jk).
Still, when a client changes his mind whether or not to file bankruptcy 4 times and gives you a check that he emails you 20 minutes after giving it to you that it may bounce, you want to tell him where he can stick it (hint: in that new youtube les mes singer's ass). Instead, I tell him that until I get some actual money I can not do work on his case. Of course, that's a semi-bluff and I need him to come through with not only some money but some referrals.
I am better looking then Mr. Draper.
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