Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I miss SARS

Harken back to a more peaceful time, circa 2002, asians wearing masks, asians coughing, possible pandemic. SARS was far easier to deal with then the swine flu. It may be that I did not live in San Francisco at the time, but even in Boston I could avoid contact with Asians so I was not worried about catching whatever SARS was.

Now, crap, can you avoid Mexicans? Can you even tell who is Mexican and who is either well tanned or from Honduras or Nicaragua? I mean we gamble in Vegas how many Mexicans we will see handing out those flyers on our walks from casino A to casino B. (The over under can be as high as 110 depending on the length of the walk). The drawback to the bet is that really, how the hell do we know if the guy showing me how to get a lovely lady to my room in under 40 minutes is Mexican or El Salvadorian or even Phillipino? I even get mistaken for a mexican when I am abroad and tanned.

Crap, we're all going to die

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